• Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
• Brother: that's not fair
• Mom: DO AS I SAY.
• Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
• Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
• Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.

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theweddingtree:

Will you be my bridesmaid?

Omg. Yes. Yes. Yes.

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That we live in a time where showing any emotion at all is considered stupid. I’m not really a dramatic person, but I have these occasions where if I feel bad or happy or excited or sad, I want to say something. I want people to know that they mean something to me. I’ve lost so many all ready and you’d think I’d have been smart enough not to get used to it being the other way around, but I did. And I loved every second of it. And trying to tell them that is just not done. I don’t know why we have to bury everything a million miles inside of us. I’m not depressed or anything, I’m just really sad right now. I understand life going at the speed of light, but maybe I’m just too stupid to understand why that means that we also get rid of everyone we love or at least that we talk to. I’m not ok with that. I don’t know. I wanna sleep for like the next 16 hours but my brain won’t shut up. I have a feeling I’m just gonna have to get used to it, I’m good at that.

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If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.

Greatest. Idea. Ever.

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